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Clubman
posted 05-15-13 07:38 AM ET (US)         





Welcome to the Tavern in the sky! Age of Empires Heaven's very own place to meet people, share stories - and maybe grab a bite and a beer, or play a forum game.


BEVERAGES AND DRINKS:

Ale
Beer
Whisky from the Scottish Highlands (TOP QUALITY)
Pepsi Cola
Coca Cola
Jus d' Orange
Icewater with ice

HOUSE SPECIALS

Yak Butter Tea
Seagull wine
Bacon Beer
Civet cat coffee
Gau Jal


- TIPS ARE WELCOME -


SNACKS

Salted dippers with mayonaise
Peanuts
Bread 'n Garlic butter

MEALS

Caesar's Super Salad
Pepperoni Pizza
Pasta Genovese
Flame grilled Cheeseburger and Fries
Chef's Special - Mountain of Nacho's covered with Chili, Galapinos, Cheddar, sour cream and Guacamole

DESSERTS:

Vanilla Ice Cream
Fresh Assorted Fruit
Coffee/Espresso
Earl Grey Tea




Story of the month:

HG SERVER MOVED!





JUKEBOX is playing: Enigma - Sadeness




Current Forum Game: THREE WORD STORY



Place your order now/Request a song!



castwcrt rip 2010-2010

[This message has been edited by PhatFish (edited 09-14-2018 @ 08:19 AM).]

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scragins
Heretic of December
posted 01-18-16 09:08 PM ET (US)     501 / 1825       
that
PhatFish
Mr. Beta
posted 01-19-16 05:54 AM ET (US)     502 / 1825       
Obama



Eurotool
Hero
posted 01-19-16 09:09 PM ET (US)     503 / 1825       
cares

Highwing
Clubman
posted 01-20-16 06:21 PM ET (US)     504 / 1825       
about
Eurotool
Hero
posted 01-20-16 07:13 PM ET (US)     505 / 1825       
your

Highwing
Clubman
posted 01-20-16 08:36 PM ET (US)     506 / 1825       
...conducted broken links that Obama cares about your...
This doesn't work even when you follow 'your' with a noun.

The sentence can be strange and random, but basic grammar should still hold.

That's been the case so far, at least...

[This message has been edited by Highwing (edited 01-20-2016 @ 08:45 PM).]

TAG
That AoM Guy
(id: aom expert)
posted 01-21-16 09:39 AM ET (US)     507 / 1825       
Fourteen rabbits with bad manners are stealing helicopters because of their unusual habits and felt hats that were dissolving computers which unleashed dalek into fizzy drinks among multiverses before they crashed everything participating in organized tacos and serpentine beta versions from an age that is extremely bubbly around the salt deposit for contemplative minds anonymously thinking about every single nudiustertian on networks containing transsiberian monsters eating caesarian walnuts over clouds of fiery and mystical teardrops which conducted broken links that Obama cares about.
Alright Highwing, explain

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[This message has been edited by CeaseDaFire (edited 01-21-2016 @ 11:36 PM).]

Highwing
Clubman
posted 01-21-16 09:21 PM ET (US)     508 / 1825       
No problem.
Fourteen rabbits with bad manners are stealing helicopters because of their unusual habits and felt hats that were dissolving computers which unleashed dalek into fizzy drinks among multiverses before they crashed everything participating in organized tacos and serpentine beta version from an age that is extremely bubbly around the salt deposit for contemplative minds anonymously thinking about every single nudiustertian on networks containing transsiberian monsters eating caesarian walnuts over clouds of fiery and mystical teardrops which conducted broken links that Obama cares about.
So what we have here is a gang of fourteen naughty rabbits. They have, in particular, a constant tendency to steal. In this instance, they made away with some helicopters in which to hide several felt hats that had special powers. The rabbits tested these hats on computers, which actually made the computers dissolve and subsequently transform into evil alien cyborgs. These cyborgs were attracted to soda, not just in every universe but in every multiverse within the omniverse. In the process of entering many large tubs of soda, the dalek also ruined all the things that make up tacos (the ingredients), again in every multiverse. They also ruined a snake-shaped beta version of an unknown game left over from a time in which people were very excited about a special salt deposit. This salt deposit was special because it allowed people to think, without others knowing, about all the days before yesterday that occurred within an organized system made up of creatures dwelling all across Siberia. However, later on in time, after the dalek had destroyed all the tacos in the omniverse (the monsters' favorite food), the monsters had to resort to eating the walnuts preserved by Julius Caesar thousands of years ago. Unfortunately, these walnuts had been placed over top of clouds, which were actually made up of tears from magical fire-based creatures who, despite their magic powers, were unable to access links on healthcare.gov, which made Barack Obama very upset since they couldn't get coverage under Obamacare.

[This message has been edited by Highwing (edited 01-21-2016 @ 09:36 PM).]

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That AoM Guy
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posted 01-21-16 11:32 PM ET (US)     509 / 1825       
omfg that is the best

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Eurotool
Hero
posted 01-22-16 06:59 PM ET (US)     510 / 1825       
Fabulous

Highwing
Clubman
posted 01-22-16 07:58 PM ET (US)     511 / 1825       
bananas
TAG
That AoM Guy
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posted 01-22-16 09:27 PM ET (US)     512 / 1825       
which (after this I have another game)

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[This message has been edited by CeaseDaFire (edited 01-22-2016 @ 09:28 PM).]

Highwing
Clubman
posted 01-24-16 01:22 AM ET (US)     513 / 1825       
suffocate
PhatFish
Mr. Beta
posted 01-24-16 07:17 AM ET (US)     514 / 1825       
monkeys



Eurotool
Hero
posted 01-24-16 12:27 PM ET (US)     515 / 1825       
while

Fisk
Champion of AoEH
(id: Fruktfisk)
posted 01-24-16 02:12 PM ET (US)     516 / 1825       
Donald

//The warrior of Isola

"I lack quotes that demonstrate Humor Intelligence or anything about me."

Pineapplefish
Cleidopus gloriamaris
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That AoM Guy
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posted 01-24-16 07:49 PM ET (US)     517 / 1825       
Duck

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Eurotool
Hero
posted 01-24-16 08:13 PM ET (US)     518 / 1825       
pleases

Highwing
Clubman
posted 01-24-16 08:22 PM ET (US)     519 / 1825       
dumptrucks
TAG
That AoM Guy
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posted 01-24-16 10:25 PM ET (US)     520 / 1825       
by

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Eurotool
Hero
posted 01-25-16 09:02 AM ET (US)     521 / 1825       
loading

Highwing
Clubman
posted 01-25-16 10:03 AM ET (US)     522 / 1825       
balloons
Eurotool
Hero
posted 01-25-16 07:19 PM ET (US)     523 / 1825       
into

PhatFish
Mr. Beta
posted 01-26-16 06:38 AM ET (US)     524 / 1825       
Mickey's



Epd999
Scout
posted 01-26-16 01:24 PM ET (US)     525 / 1825       
monkeys

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