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the_true_Augustus
Clubman
posted 03-31-01 01:49 PM ET (US)         
well, as you know (if you don't, then you do now), the wedding is today... so.. once everybody gets in here, we'll have the wedding. or, at least when the priest, and sara get here... i'll be here all day.

so, hurry up guys!

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CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 03-25-02 04:05 PM ET (US)     201 / 261       
Just because I want to kill someone doesn't make me evil.

*Sends plague to kill peter for calling me evil*


CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
AoEH Staff

'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
Age of Empires Heaven Agetoons About Me
peter
HG Alumnus
posted 03-25-02 04:30 PM ET (US)     202 / 261       
Your puny attack doesn't change my determination to crush your empire.
SaSa408
Clubman
posted 03-25-02 05:42 PM ET (US)     203 / 261       
This whole thread sounds like it is headed for quick sand...

Sara

Centurion
Clubman
posted 03-26-02 02:48 AM ET (US)     204 / 261       
*deletes thread*
Phil Shaw
Clubman
posted 03-26-02 12:50 PM ET (US)     205 / 261       
It's all going to hell.

*Shrugs and pulls out a shotgun*

Centurion
Clubman
posted 03-26-02 03:01 PM ET (US)     206 / 261       
*western music plays*
*cocks pistol*
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 03-26-02 03:40 PM ET (US)     207 / 261       
Sorry to spoil the Western feel but...

*SWAT team arrives and mows everyone down in sub-machine gun fire*


CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
AoEH Staff

'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
Age of Empires Heaven Agetoons About Me
SBE
Clubman
posted 03-27-02 02:12 AM ET (US)     208 / 261       
SWAT team realise that their guns are loaded with rubber batons...no effect!

CENTURIONZSBE aka SBESQUIRE, THISISYESTERDAY, EBS and SBE
Gluttony is my second favourite sin!
Proud Webmaster of the USELESS GENERATION
Centurion
Clubman
posted 03-27-02 05:10 AM ET (US)     209 / 261       
*Shoots Centurion_Z1 in 0.2 seconds*
*grins evily*
Who's next?
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 03-27-02 05:50 AM ET (US)     210 / 261       
*Cent does Matrix style dodge of the bullets and then zaps the other Cent with lightning*

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
AoEH Staff

'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
Age of Empires Heaven Agetoons About Me
Phil Shaw
Clubman
posted 03-27-02 01:02 PM ET (US)     211 / 261       
*Randomly sprays shotgun fire around the room, injuring a passing goat.*
SaSa408
Clubman
posted 03-27-02 01:07 PM ET (US)     212 / 261       
* Sara brings in a Blind Lame Priest to perform Last Rites for this thread.*
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 03-27-02 02:37 PM ET (US)     213 / 261       
*throws in some C4*

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
AoEH Staff

'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
Age of Empires Heaven Agetoons About Me
Centurion
Clubman
posted 03-28-02 04:05 AM ET (US)     214 / 261       
*takes all the energy from the lightening bolt, and moves in electronic speed past centz1, slidding his throat with his personal dagger in .01749 seconds*
*jumps on his hoarse and rides up the hill*
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 03-28-02 12:01 PM ET (US)     215 / 261       
*dies*
*resurrects and makes an earthquake*
*hill breaks into two and swallows Centurion*

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
AoEH Staff

'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
Age of Empires Heaven Agetoons About Me
Centurion
Clubman
posted 03-29-02 04:00 AM ET (US)     216 / 261       
*falls into the middle of the earth and turns into a terrible lava monster melting cent_z1 to ashes*
peter
HG Alumnus
posted 03-29-02 04:03 AM ET (US)     217 / 261       
Hey you!

plz return to OD

Centurion
Clubman
posted 03-29-02 04:13 AM ET (US)     218 / 261       
*is confused*
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 03-29-02 11:35 AM ET (US)     219 / 261       
*is insulted to be put in the same league as the OD people*
*turns peter in wheezy820*

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
AoEH Staff

'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
Age of Empires Heaven Agetoons About Me
peter
HG Alumnus
posted 03-29-02 06:19 PM ET (US)     220 / 261       
*Frowns*

Tut tut, mind your English, it's "turns ... into wheezy..."

Watches Centy faint on account of being corrected by a bloody foreigner.

Centurion
Clubman
posted 03-30-02 04:10 AM ET (US)     221 / 261       
Hey cent, donít take it personally, apparently most foreigners know English better than British/Americans themselves, you just let peter blab about all sorts of stuff, don't let him get to you!
*kills cent_z1*
*kills peter*
*forum ends*
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 03-30-02 05:38 AM ET (US)     222 / 261       
*kills Centurion in the afterlife*
*corrects peter in that fact I am foreign too. I just moved to England*

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
AoEH Staff

'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
Age of Empires Heaven Agetoons About Me
Centurion
Clubman
posted 03-30-02 08:26 AM ET (US)     223 / 261       
*Centurion_Z1 goes to hell*
*Centurion goes to Zen*
*peter stays in Apeldoorn*

PS: If you move to England, why the hell Derby?! (don't answer)

[This message has been edited by Centurion (edited 03-30-2002 @ 08:31 AM).]

The Phoenix
Clubman
posted 03-31-02 03:36 PM ET (US)     224 / 261       
*returns*

*sets Forum on fire*

*leaves*

And stop knocking OD, dammit! Am I in the same class as Wheezy? Don't generalize.


For when my outward action doth demonstrate/the native act and figure of my heart
In complement extern,
'tis not long after/But I will wear my heart upon my sleeve
For daws to peck at.
I am not what I am. (Iago.I.i.67-71)
peter
HG Alumnus
posted 03-31-02 04:33 PM ET (US)     225 / 261       
*Deepfreezes The Phoenix and puts him in the Antarctic Ice sheet*
(That'll stop him from rising from his ashes for a while)

*Stops the forum fire*

CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 04-01-02 08:26 AM ET (US)     226 / 261       
*sends peter to explore and get lost in the millions of sites Kingkerry has made*

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
AoEH Staff

'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
Age of Empires Heaven Agetoons About Me
peter
HG Alumnus
posted 04-01-02 04:29 PM ET (US)     227 / 261       
That's cruel bad

*Sends Centy to a world filled with Jesuit Priests who convert him to their creed. (They don't have Astrology but with their numbers that ain't a biggie)*

Centurion
Clubman
posted 04-02-02 04:11 AM ET (US)     228 / 261       
*Shoots lightening bolt* *Flies around*
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 04-02-02 10:52 AM ET (US)     229 / 261       
That's not fair!

*uses tornadoes on Centurion to bring him down to earth*
*orders peter to send the Jesuit Preists away or I will force him to become a pacifist*


CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
AoEH Staff

'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
Age of Empires Heaven Agetoons About Me
peter
HG Alumnus
posted 04-02-02 11:56 AM ET (US)     230 / 261       
rofl - I am a pacifist - or as near as an AOE player can get to being one (ask Phill). So you don't frighten me.
Fires at Centurion with a mix of Limburgian beers so he drops down cmmpletely drunk.
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 04-03-02 04:46 AM ET (US)     231 / 261       
peter: So how come you try to kill me?

*sends peter on a trip to find Auggy and Ace*

That should take care of peter...


CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
AoEH Staff

'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
Age of Empires Heaven Agetoons About Me
peter
HG Alumnus
posted 04-03-02 05:10 AM ET (US)     232 / 261       
Pacifists object to war - who says they object to violence in general?

Besides - who says I wanted to kill you? All I want is that my enemies are stuck on that island with Augy and bore themselves for all eternity.

[This message has been edited by peter (edited 04-03-2002 @ 07:41 AM).]

Centurion
Clubman
posted 04-03-02 08:35 AM ET (US)     233 / 261       
*hiccup* *eyes twitch* d00d! This stuff is gr.. *Angels call him back and cure his hangover whilst erasing his memory of the situation*
*eats "Zuivelspread"*
Centurion
Clubman
posted 04-05-02 03:54 AM ET (US)     234 / 261       
eeuh...*bump*

GlobalChimp
I don't cry. But my guitar does.
peter
HG Alumnus
posted 04-06-02 06:15 AM ET (US)     235 / 261       
*rats* - sees that the part of the Antarctic ice sheet in which the Phoenix is caught breaks off the main ice sheet. Sees Phoenix sitting on an iceberg moving to the north.
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 04-06-02 10:50 AM ET (US)     236 / 261       
*global warming melts Phoenix's iceberg leaving him in the sea to drown*

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
AoEH Staff

'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
Age of Empires Heaven Agetoons About Me
The Phoenix
Clubman
posted 04-07-02 00:09 AM ET (US)     237 / 261       
Peter, heard of *action tags*?

And I can fly, so ha!


For when my outward action doth demonstrate/the native act and figure of my heart
In complement extern,
'tis not long after/But I will wear my heart upon my sleeve
For daws to peck at.
I am not what I am. (Iago.I.i.67-71)
peter
HG Alumnus
posted 04-07-02 05:01 AM ET (US)     238 / 261       
Action tags? No - but they aren't in AOE and not even in ROR so I consider the use of them as cheating.
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 04-07-02 10:32 AM ET (US)     239 / 261       
*and a storm started and blew Phoenix out of the sky*

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
AoEH Staff

'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
Age of Empires Heaven Agetoons About Me
Centurion
Clubman
posted 04-08-02 02:07 AM ET (US)     240 / 261       
*Electrificies the wet Phoenix, ZAP!*

GlobalChimp
I don't cry. But my guitar does.
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 04-08-02 04:16 AM ET (US)     241 / 261       
*and Phoenix was sucked into a whirlpool never to be seen again*

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
AoEH Staff

'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
Age of Empires Heaven Agetoons About Me
peter
HG Alumnus
posted 04-08-02 07:47 AM ET (US)     242 / 261       
Grabs Phoenix just be fore he drowns and drops him on the island with "sasa408" and augy, who's still asleep.
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 04-09-02 03:42 PM ET (US)     243 / 261       
*saves Phoenix by dropping him on the island next to the one where Auggy and "sasa408" are.

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
AoEH Staff

'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
Age of Empires Heaven Agetoons About Me
peter
HG Alumnus
posted 04-09-02 04:26 PM ET (US)     244 / 261       
The second island gets under water because of the rising sea level.

Where is the Phoenix, anyway?

Centurion
Clubman
posted 04-10-02 02:04 AM ET (US)     245 / 261       
Uuuh...In the pacific?

GlobalChimp
I don't cry. But my guitar does.
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 04-10-02 01:02 PM ET (US)     246 / 261       
Nah... more like the Atlantic Ocean on the Falklands...

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
AoEH Staff

'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
Age of Empires Heaven Agetoons About Me
The Phoenix
Clubman
posted 04-14-02 00:13 AM ET (US)     247 / 261       
I was away for four days looking at colleges.

*flies to Sasa's island*

*dumps Augy in small boat and pushes it away from island*


For when my outward action doth demonstrate/the native act and figure of my heart
In complement extern,
'tis not long after/But I will wear my heart upon my sleeve
For daws to peck at.
I am not what I am. (Iago.I.i.67-71)
Centurion
Clubman
posted 04-14-02 04:24 AM ET (US)     248 / 261       
*Zaps Phoenix but misses and hits Sasa who flies to an Island near the Antartic*

GlobalChimp
I don't cry. But my guitar does.
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 04-14-02 02:18 PM ET (US)     249 / 261       
*creates mega-tsunami that swallows the island chain containing Auggy, Sasa and Phoenix*

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
AoEH Staff

'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
Age of Empires Heaven Agetoons About Me
Centurion
Clubman
posted 04-17-02 03:38 PM ET (US)     250 / 261       
w00t! *announces* This is the 250th post.

Edit:
You don't need pants for the victory dance,
'cause Baboon's better than Weasel,
I.R. Baboon big star of cartoon.
(I am Weasel!)
I.R. Baboon reigns king in his mind,
he's just as good as the weasely kind,
but around every corner he's likely to find
(I am Weasel! I am Weasel! I am Weasel!)


GlobalChimp
I don't cry. But my guitar does.

[This message has been edited by Centurion (edited 04-17-2002 @ 03:45 PM).]

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