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Soc the Corrupted
Clubman
(id: Cherub Socrates)
posted 09-16-00 09:59 AM ET (US)         
Age of Empires Recovery

A Recupero Restaurants Franchise
Proprietors: Cherub Socrates; Caesar Alan
Head Chefs: Cherub Socrates; Queen Hatsepsut
Pastry Chef: Tenaciti
Head Barmen: Cherub Socrates; Angel Rasher
Wine Waiters: Caesar Constantine; Angel Zen; The Phoenix

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Queen hatsepsut
Clubman
posted 01-08-01 08:14 PM ET (US)     151 / 308       
*takes out a centurion poking stick* "Calm down you dopes!! Or get KILLED!" *starts running around with :gasp: a sharp object*
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 01-09-01 03:51 PM ET (US)     152 / 308       
CenturionZ_1 finnaly visits the bar after a long day of trekking. Sees Queeny with the stick and realises it's mine. I grab it of her and poke her in the back. Then I go to order a meal. I also realise, SBE my travelling companion's gone. And I also realise eveyrone in teh RP is being drunk in here!


CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
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'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
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peter
HG Alumnus
posted 01-09-01 05:37 PM ET (US)     153 / 308       
Peter looks around. Hey, I thought that the place would be closed at #150. Looks at Queeny. Seems you can keep banading people here forever
Queen hatsepsut
Clubman
posted 01-10-01 03:31 PM ET (US)     154 / 308       
*bleeds on floor* MY SPINAL CORD!! I NEED THAT!!!!!
the_true_Augustus
Clubman
posted 01-10-01 04:39 PM ET (US)     155 / 308       
ah..

*sits down on a chair in the corner by the fire place*

excuse me, waitress, can you get me a Caesars salad and something to drink.. anything. thank you

CenturionStrategy
Clubman
posted 01-11-01 03:33 PM ET (US)     156 / 308       
I'm new!
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 01-11-01 03:40 PM ET (US)     157 / 308       
I'm threaten anyone else who annoys me will get poked too. I hit CenturionStrategy on the head for good measure.

Finally a take a sip a wine. It tastes terrible. I throw it into the fire but the wine is EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE. AHHHHHHH!


THE INN IS ON FIRE!


CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
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Queen hatsepsut
Clubman
posted 01-12-01 02:57 PM ET (US)     158 / 308       
*stops moving and goes unconcious because of lack of blood*
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 01-12-01 05:15 PM ET (US)     159 / 308       
Phew! Luckily, their was a freak strom that put out this fire. Howver, this inn is very tattered and looks run down. We need to refurbish it.

*pours water over Queeny's body*


CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
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'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
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Queen hatsepsut
Clubman
posted 01-12-01 08:22 PM ET (US)     160 / 308       
Oh, no-- thats salt water!!! Hatshepsut jumps up and, dripping blood, run outside to jump in a lake. Then, with the stinging gone, she decided she had better get medical attention and hops in a war chariot and goes to the nearest hospital

sorry i make spelling mistakes i am typing with one hand right now!

peter
HG Alumnus
posted 01-14-01 04:11 PM ET (US)     161 / 308       
Peter looks around, sees Queenie disappear.
Deathly silence in the lounge. Thinks by himself: "the forums are dying, the forums are alive", now what does that remind me of?
MAN_OF_WAR_1
Clubman
posted 01-14-01 07:04 PM ET (US)     162 / 308       
*wakes up and tells peter to give him a beer*

hurry! im thirsty and sober.

peter
HG Alumnus
posted 01-15-01 06:48 AM ET (US)     163 / 308       
Sober eh? Then what r u doing in here?
The Phoenix
Clubman
posted 01-15-01 10:03 AM ET (US)     164 / 308       
I'm back!

Drinks are on the house!

MAN_OF_WAR_1
Clubman
posted 01-15-01 03:11 PM ET (US)     165 / 308       
yeah! i love you phoenix! *kisses phoenix*
i want 4 beers!
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 01-15-01 03:38 PM ET (US)     166 / 308       
Does anyone realise our recovery almost got burned down!

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
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peter
HG Alumnus
posted 01-15-01 05:05 PM ET (US)     167 / 308       
Yup - and we're cheering because it just didn't

Me one more Sumie beer plz.

the_true_Augustus
Clubman
posted 01-15-01 06:22 PM ET (US)     168 / 308       
hmm, been a few days, and my drink and salad aint here! arg!

you just lost yerself a customer! who ever the owner of this place is..

CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 01-16-01 03:08 PM ET (US)     169 / 308       
Hmmm, where's Phoenix. Oh there he is. I punch him in the face for what he did in the RP. I take a shot of brandy, and pour cider over Phoenix. Oh and Auggy, here's some rum.

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
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Queen hatsepsut
Clubman
posted 01-16-01 07:04 PM ET (US)     170 / 308       
*Queen comes back in a body cast* I sent to horse to my palace, but since I can't move, I had to roll my whole way back. Now I have a personal reason to hate prickly-bushes. Queen does gets on the floor, and goes to the kitchen to wrap herself in a wet cloth, so she can slide around on the floor easily.
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 01-20-01 11:05 AM ET (US)     171 / 308       
Hmmm, where the heck is Socratieus. Besides, I leave the Rcovery Room for a good walk outside.

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
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the_true_Augustus
Clubman
posted 01-20-01 11:33 AM ET (US)     172 / 308       
ahhhhh

*aug slams it in one chug and falls asleep on the rocking chair next to the fireplace*

MAN_OF_WAR_1
Clubman
posted 01-20-01 06:28 PM ET (US)     173 / 308       
mano runs over and takes Aug of everything...even his clothes
Queen hatsepsut
Clubman
posted 01-25-01 03:34 PM ET (US)     174 / 308       
Queeny goes outside for a few hours, and comes back... without the body cast. She explained the ability to take it off in good health by, "I can't do anything in the RR."
MAN_OF_WAR_1
Clubman
posted 01-25-01 05:13 PM ET (US)     175 / 308       
Well farewell....i believe this will be the last of many posts in this thread...cya in the RP room.
peter
HG Alumnus
posted 02-10-01 12:10 PM ET (US)     176 / 308       
Peter walks in, sees everybody is fast asleep.
Looks around, sees the empty medicinal alcohol bottle lying in a corner. Groans, then sniffs at some of the faces, nods.

Better get loads of coffee for all those folks, plain water won't help here.

CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 02-11-01 08:22 AM ET (US)     177 / 308       
The RP has finished. So I'm back here in the Recovery Room. I've left my cataphract gear and my horse in the stable, away form Queenie.I sit by the fire and start reading a book. Ahhhhh..... peace!

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
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'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
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MAN_OF_WAR_1
Clubman
posted 02-11-01 03:44 PM ET (US)     178 / 308       
*confused* i thought the posts only went to 175?!

*sneaks over and takes the cataphract gear*

CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 02-13-01 03:12 PM ET (US)     179 / 308       
Sees Mano, and grabs a chair. Whacks it over Mano and goes back to reading.

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
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MAN_OF_WAR_1
Clubman
posted 02-13-01 05:11 PM ET (US)     180 / 308       
*rubs his head and then wear the gear then picks up a bar stool and smashes it against cent1's back*
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 02-17-01 09:46 AM ET (US)     181 / 308       
*rubs back, grabs a bottle and samshes it over Mano's head. Jabs the broken end at him and throws him the fire*

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
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MAN_OF_WAR_1
Clubman
posted 02-17-01 01:12 PM ET (US)     182 / 308       
*gets out the fire and cools off...then grabs 2 bottles, smashes them on Cent1s head...then flips a table over on top of him and drinches him with achohol and lights him up*

mmm mmmmm... BBQ

the_true_Augustus
Clubman
posted 02-17-01 02:41 PM ET (US)     183 / 308       
*watches through window. walks in the door, then jumps out of the way of 3 stray elephants*

wine please

CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 02-18-01 02:53 PM ET (US)     184 / 308       
*gets up, puts out fire and tosses Mano into a piano. drags him outside, drenches him with urine and beats with his shield*

Then I ride off leaving Mano in a bloody pulp.


CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
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'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
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MAN_OF_WAR_1
Clubman
posted 02-18-01 03:05 PM ET (US)     185 / 308       
*but amazingly mano is able to stand and fix 2 arrows to his bow...then stricks cent1 and his steed falling them to the ground*
(this is the RR, we cant die)
Chris Aurel
Clubman
posted 03-01-01 07:50 AM ET (US)     186 / 308       
Well, hello guys. Glad to see you.
Finally I know for what this room is.

Byzantium felled in 1453, but:
WeŽll come back!
peter
HG Alumnus
posted 03-01-01 08:51 AM ET (US)     187 / 308       

Frowns at Mano. Mutterrs "This place is going from bad to worse. What times are we coming to?"

plz think of the bartender, they got three kids, make it five (hope you recognize where I got that from)

peter
HG Alumnus
posted 03-13-01 05:32 PM ET (US)     188 / 308       
Let's get a good drink fast before it goes bad.
peter
HG Alumnus
posted 03-17-01 12:21 PM ET (US)     189 / 308       
Almost floodin' here
The Phoenix
Clubman
posted 04-02-01 08:42 PM ET (US)     190 / 308       
Topidakus!!

Drinks are on me!

Caesar Constintine
Clubman
posted 04-09-01 10:15 PM ET (US)     191 / 308       
HI ALL!!!

It's time to up this post back to it's former glory


!!Some new dishes!!

++__________________________________++

Rice Cakes

The finest Chinese recipie avialible

Fried Ostrich Eggs

boiled in it's own fethers, a typical Roman nobles dish

The Speedy Pita

Hercules strong

Wild Boar

Imported from Roman England

The Roman Sandwhich

Need a bite on the way to the hippodrome?


We'll all together (oneday) create another Recovery Room, but until then, eat talk and be marry

Well, time for bed, school tomarrow- three days 'till Easter break, see ya'll later...


[This message has been edited by Caesar Constintine (edited 04-09-2001 @ 10:19 PM).]

The Phoenix
Clubman
posted 04-10-01 10:45 PM ET (US)     192 / 308       
*Eats everything, puts it on CC's tab*
Caesar Constintine
Clubman
posted 04-11-01 05:56 PM ET (US)     193 / 308       
Where did all of this... bill... long one... wiat, I'm on a diet... no... PHOENIX!!!

LoL

The Phoenix
Clubman
posted 04-11-01 09:20 PM ET (US)     194 / 308       

Muahaha!

CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 04-12-01 02:21 PM ET (US)     195 / 308       
And the long-awaited return of Centy has come. After healing from that brutal attack by Mano, centy has come on an elephant.

Centy ties up the elephant and goes into the bar to buy some grub.

Oh yeah, I've got a new drink for the recovery room:

Persian Lotus Juice!


CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
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'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
Age of Empires Heaven Agetoons About Me

Caesar Constintine
Clubman
posted 04-12-01 07:00 PM ET (US)     196 / 308       
YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's here, finally- Easter break!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO SCHOOL NO SCHOOL FOR 10 DAYS!!!!

*C.C. trys some Lotus juice*
hey this stuff ain't that bad...
I think I want to stay on this Persian isle...
I'm never going home!!!!!!!!

CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 04-14-01 09:05 AM ET (US)     197 / 308       
Caesar Constitine: Don't drink too much. The secret to it is the drop of poppy juice that gives it the sweet and addictive flavor.


(Poppy juice aka heroin.)


CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
AoEH Staff

'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
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Caesar Constintine
Clubman
posted 04-15-01 06:20 PM ET (US)     198 / 308       
nice one...
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 04-17-01 03:34 PM ET (US)     199 / 308       
<<<<<<<<<<<<< |New Dish| >>>>>>>>>>>>

Steamed Salmon

With a wild berry sauce and sprinkling of sea herbs. Also served with a side topping of peacock meat.

CenturionZ_1
HG Angel
AoEH Staff

'In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.' - George Bernard Shaw
Age of Empires Heaven Agetoons About Me

[This message has been edited by CenturionZ_1 (edited 04-17-2001 @ 03:36 PM).]

peter
HG Alumnus
posted 04-17-01 04:03 PM ET (US)     200 / 308       
200

Yeah!!!!!
I stand everybody a drink (for posting the 200th reply and also for Phoenix - would do that in the new RR but that isn't forthcoming )

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