I decided to start this up. However, I can't submit a file of this, as the granary doesn't work with this compter :/. I think Kelcin should, as he was the one that came up with this.
1). When you believe that academies recruited infantry.
2). When you can control the invisible demon.
3). When you come up with things to add to this list.
4). When you believe that there were only 16 ancient civilizations.
5). When you believe that the Iron Age started when villagers used pitchforks.
6). When you are confused as to why it's called the Iron Age, when it costs food and gold.
7). When you do believe that the world is flat, and that it's 255 by 255 meters.
8). When you have a shrine dedicated to Ensemble Studios in your room.
9). When you state in History class that Native Americans never existed.
10). When you believe that the Hittie's were the strongest civilization, and wonder why they aren't around today.
11). When you wonder how the Greeks did beat the Persians.
12). When you see a pile of rocks on the ground and think "Better get these before late game".
13). When you believe in reincarnation, because you can play as another civ after your game has ended.
14). When you paint a bunch of rocks with a blue pattern, and hide them, for 2000 years.
15). When you hate the color red. (original, right )
16). When you hear about world hunger, and wonder why they don't use the farm bug.
17). Upon being told that that's impossible, you wonder why they patched.
18). When you see the Empire State Bulding, and say "That's the strangest Wonder I've ever seen!".
19). When you say "Wololo hoyohoyo" during sermons.
20). You only eat gazelle, alligator, lion, elephant, tuna, salmon and whale meat.
21). When you think that hamburgers are for cheaters.
22). When you wonder why you are wanted for murderer for killing a person in different clothed.
23). When you believe that only one gender exists.
24). When you expect birds to explode when killed.
25). When your baby's first gifts are a tricycle and a shotgun.
26). When you think that construction is simply hitting a peg with a hammer.
27). When you ask who turned the brightness down at 19:00 hours (7:00 pm).
28). When you don't believe that seasons exist, and that snow is really massed discoveries.
29). When you ask others what their civ bonuses are.
30). When you believe that the winner of a fight had better storage pit upgrades.
31). When you think that lumberjacks are ugly.
32). When you can play the music on an instrument.
33). When you buy a laser pointer and expect to control people in blue.
34). When you think that you can ace any woodshop class buy researching craftsmanship.
35). When it's your study guide.
36). When you subconsciously list the civ bonuses when you here the names of civillizations. (I've done this.)
37). When you think you are Chuck Norris because you can enter buildings.
38). When you see people swim, and wonder "How do they do that?!"
39). When you try to research Afterlife when you are about to die.
40). When you list your Bronze Age times before a fight to intimatidate your opponent.
41). When you believe that the best defense against a naval invasion is to build docks alongside the coast.
42). When you stay away from elephants, in case they attack you without notice. (Elephant King)
43). When you don't believe that religion existed in prehistoric times, because you need a market and to be in the Bronze Age to build a temple.
44). When you wonder why people bury the dead; seeing as how they'll disappear after a few minutes.
45). When you grab a staff and wave in front of your school, so you
can convert it and then destroy it.
46). When you hum/whistle the songs. (I do, so does PhatFish)
47). When you think that humanity is doomed, as we will run out of wood.
48). When you hear about how close Iran is getting to a nuclear weapon, and are surprised, and thankful, that they don't just type E=MC2 Trooper.
49). When you wonder why NASA continued the space shuttle program for so long, as spaceships are just buggy and unusable.
50). When you hear something false, and you reply "Yeah, and clubmen beat centurions!"
51). When you proclaim yourself as "The guiding spirit of a Stone Age tribe".
52). When you are surprised that most ships can't cross shallow water.
53). When you understand all of these jokes.
54). When you are surprised that medicine doesn't cost gold.
55). When you think that dead horses look like a gazelle.
56). When you randomly act out unit animations. (I do)
57). When you make the unit noises during a battle (I do)
58). When you use attack ground on enemy units instead (More of a pro tip)
59). When you play games by spamming HHAs against Catapults.
60). When you kill the enemy with Axemen in Iron with 200 population in single player.
61). When you have no micro battles, which are siege and towers vs infantry and archers.
62). When you have fill-the-map-with-units scenarios.
63). When you make remixs of the music.
64). When you can make 200 HHA's/400 Legions in 7/11 minutes on DM.
65). When you have an AoE costume.
66). When you still play online online, even though the game is 14 years old.
67). When you turn up the volume to Max while playing.
68). When you have all of the versions of AoE.
69). When you know all of the bugs, glitches and cheats.
70). When you can recite each civ's tech tree.
71). When you can tell what the opponent forgot to upgrade based on how they are doing.
72). When you tower rush the enemy.
73). When you use villagers to destroy towers.
74). When you switch villager tasks to drop a load when cutting the enemy's forest.
75). When you can identify all of the dead units on a map.
76). When you have registered on an AoE forum. (I have )
77). When you see people running in real life and wonder how they do it.
78). When you wonder how people survive ship crashes; seeing as they immediately turn to rubble.
79). When you think that wild horses galloping are unrealistic.
80). When you only ride an elephant with a rug on top, as it has over 10x the health, more attack, health, and trample damage.
81). When you wonder why lions jump on their prey, because simply slappping it several times is most effective.
82). When you believe that the only animals that eat are gazelles, which eat any living thing and any building.
83). When you wish that you could hold a bone, axe, pick, hoe, hammer, spear, basket and knife all at once.
84). When you wonder why humans don't walk faster than horses, when they did in the Bronze Age.
85). When you use a ship in a fire, as they can burn forever.
86). When you type bigdaddy when gas prices hit $4.00 (No fuel needed).
87). When you think that Minecraft is fake, because you can run out of arrows.
88). When you sabotage a cruise boat, and hide it forever.
89). When you take a broken catapult to a priest.
90). When you wish you had the AoE horn in your car, as it is heard .
91). When you try taking down buildings with a fork.
92). When you wonder why the world doesn't declare Jihad, even though it's in Post Iron Age.
93). When you think that the Egyptians built so many pyramids, because they played a score map.
94). When you walk through a forest and believe that a lot of individual trees were placed down by someone.
95). When you are banned from fish farms.
96). When you buy tennis ball throwers, to destroy the tower in town.
97). When you contributed to the list.
98). When you see a colored car, and wonder how it's possible.
99). When you are surprised at how complex the global trade market is, as there are only four resources.
100). When you CD drive can't open, because it hasn't opened since you got Age of Empires. (I open mine only very rarely).
101). When you believe that military tactics didn't exist, until the Middle Ages.
102). After pondering how people can swim, you reason that it is the Enhanced Editor.
103). When you finally find out how people can run: They have Yassy, Wheel and/or play on Fast.
104). When you contribute more than JamikKim.
105). When you don't leave the house, because you are afraid of lions attacking you.
106). When you stay away from water, because you are afraid of alligators.
107). When you think that goats are aliens in disguise.
108). When you can't eat berries, because there's no granary.
109). When you think that Alexander the Great cheated.
110). When you ask for hoplites to be nerfed, because of 300.
111). When you refer go Japanese as Yamato, Koreans as Choson, and Chinese as Shang.
112). When you dream about it.
113). When you say "Wolololo" when attacked.
114). When you don't believe that India existed.
115). When you weren't worried about the fiscal cliff problem, because cliffs are impassable.
116). When you believed that the world would end on 12/21/12, because it was the end of a score map, started by the Mayans.
117). When you believe that Usain Bolt is a cavalry with villager graphics.
118). When you get rid of birds by placing a building on them.
119). When you think that someone plays Reveal Map when they cant find something.
120). When you use mouse keys to queue units faster.
121). When you call yourself "Assyrian Villager" when playing sports.
122). When you wonder how slow people must be to be caught by alligators.
123). When you think that actors cheat, because they can run and attack ar the same time.
124). When you wonder why triremes aren't used as passenger ships, as they turn in a fraction of a second.
125). Then you conclude that it's because it was coded to not hold people.
126). When your answer to a question on a test is "Because the Data File said so".
127). When the Titanic is fake, because ships don't crash when hitting rocks.
128). Another reason for 127 is that there aren't icebergs.
129). When you destroy your town's water or phone towers.
130). When you wonder why reveal map and no fog don't work at night.
*Note: 118-130 were added after the original file was submitted.
Contributors:
sigmatta
Cyrix
jordanthejq12
JamikKim
anterior2
Chab
Fruktfisk
PhatFish
Alexastor
Suppiluliuma
Kelcin
dom0601
Why would you take the time to read this signature? Chances are that there are many other posts below mine.
1). When you believe that academies recruited infantry.
2). When you can control the invisible demon.
3). When you come up with things to add to this list.
4). When you believe that there were only 16 ancient civilizations.
5). When you believe that the Iron Age started when villagers used pitchforks.
6). When you are confused as to why it's called the Iron Age, when it costs food and gold.
7). When you do believe that the world is flat, and that it's 255 by 255 meters.
8). When you have a shrine dedicated to Ensemble Studios in your room.
9). When you state in History class that Native Americans never existed.
10). When you believe that the Hittie's were the strongest civilization, and wonder why they aren't around today.
11). When you wonder how the Greeks did beat the Persians.
12). When you see a pile of rocks on the ground and think "Better get these before late game".
13). When you believe in reincarnation, because you can play as another civ after your game has ended.
14). When you paint a bunch of rocks with a blue pattern, and hide them, for 2000 years.
15). When you hate the color red. (original, right
16). When you hear about world hunger, and wonder why they don't use the farm bug.
17). Upon being told that that's impossible, you wonder why they patched.
18). When you see the Empire State Bulding, and say "That's the strangest Wonder I've ever seen!".
19). When you say "Wololo hoyohoyo" during sermons.
20). You only eat gazelle, alligator, lion, elephant, tuna, salmon and whale meat.
21). When you think that hamburgers are for cheaters.
22). When you wonder why you are wanted for murderer for killing a person in different clothed.
23). When you believe that only one gender exists.
24). When you expect birds to explode when killed.
25). When your baby's first gifts are a tricycle and a shotgun.
26). When you think that construction is simply hitting a peg with a hammer.
27). When you ask who turned the brightness down at 19:00 hours (7:00 pm).
28). When you don't believe that seasons exist, and that snow is really massed discoveries.
29). When you ask others what their civ bonuses are.
30). When you believe that the winner of a fight had better storage pit upgrades.
31). When you think that lumberjacks are ugly.
32). When you can play the music on an instrument.
33). When you buy a laser pointer and expect to control people in blue.
34). When you think that you can ace any woodshop class buy researching craftsmanship.
35). When it's your study guide.
36). When you subconsciously list the civ bonuses when you here the names of civillizations. (I've done this.)
37). When you think you are Chuck Norris because you can enter buildings.
38). When you see people swim, and wonder "How do they do that?!"
39). When you try to research Afterlife when you are about to die.
40). When you list your Bronze Age times before a fight to intimatidate your opponent.
41). When you believe that the best defense against a naval invasion is to build docks alongside the coast.
42). When you stay away from elephants, in case they attack you without notice. (Elephant King)
43). When you don't believe that religion existed in prehistoric times, because you need a market and to be in the Bronze Age to build a temple.
44). When you wonder why people bury the dead; seeing as how they'll disappear after a few minutes.
45). When you grab a staff and wave in front of your school, so you
can convert it and then destroy it.
46). When you hum/whistle the songs. (I do, so does PhatFish)
47). When you think that humanity is doomed, as we will run out of wood.
48). When you hear about how close Iran is getting to a nuclear weapon, and are surprised, and thankful, that they don't just type E=MC2 Trooper.
49). When you wonder why NASA continued the space shuttle program for so long, as spaceships are just buggy and unusable.
50). When you hear something false, and you reply "Yeah, and clubmen beat centurions!"
51). When you proclaim yourself as "The guiding spirit of a Stone Age tribe".
52). When you are surprised that most ships can't cross shallow water.
53). When you understand all of these jokes.
54). When you are surprised that medicine doesn't cost gold.
55). When you think that dead horses look like a gazelle.
56). When you randomly act out unit animations. (I do)
57). When you make the unit noises during a battle (I do)
58). When you use attack ground on enemy units instead (More of a pro tip)
59). When you play games by spamming HHAs against Catapults.
60). When you kill the enemy with Axemen in Iron with 200 population in single player.
61). When you have no micro battles, which are siege and towers vs infantry and archers.
62). When you have fill-the-map-with-units scenarios.
63). When you make remixs of the music.
64). When you can make 200 HHA's/400 Legions in 7/11 minutes on DM.
65). When you have an AoE costume.
66). When you still play online online, even though the game is 14 years old.
67). When you turn up the volume to Max while playing.
68). When you have all of the versions of AoE.
69). When you know all of the bugs, glitches and cheats.
70). When you can recite each civ's tech tree.
71). When you can tell what the opponent forgot to upgrade based on how they are doing.
72). When you tower rush the enemy.
73). When you use villagers to destroy towers.
74). When you switch villager tasks to drop a load when cutting the enemy's forest.
75). When you can identify all of the dead units on a map.
76). When you have registered on an AoE forum. (I have
77). When you see people running in real life and wonder how they do it.
78). When you wonder how people survive ship crashes; seeing as they immediately turn to rubble.
79). When you think that wild horses galloping are unrealistic.
80). When you only ride an elephant with a rug on top, as it has over 10x the health, more attack, health, and trample damage.
81). When you wonder why lions jump on their prey, because simply slappping it several times is most effective.
82). When you believe that the only animals that eat are gazelles, which eat any living thing and any building.
83). When you wish that you could hold a bone, axe, pick, hoe, hammer, spear, basket and knife all at once.
84). When you wonder why humans don't walk faster than horses, when they did in the Bronze Age.
85). When you use a ship in a fire, as they can burn forever.
86). When you type bigdaddy when gas prices hit $4.00 (No fuel needed).
87). When you think that Minecraft is fake, because you can run out of arrows.
88). When you sabotage a cruise boat, and hide it forever.
89). When you take a broken catapult to a priest.
90). When you wish you had the AoE horn in your car, as it is heard .
91). When you try taking down buildings with a fork.
92). When you wonder why the world doesn't declare Jihad, even though it's in Post Iron Age.
93). When you think that the Egyptians built so many pyramids, because they played a score map.
94). When you walk through a forest and believe that a lot of individual trees were placed down by someone.
95). When you are banned from fish farms.
96). When you buy tennis ball throwers, to destroy the tower in town.
97). When you contributed to the list
98). When you see a colored car, and wonder how it's possible.
99). When you are surprised at how complex the global trade market is, as there are only four resources.
100). When you CD drive can't open, because it hasn't opened since you got Age of Empires. (I open mine only very rarely).
101). When you believe that military tactics didn't exist, until the Middle Ages.
102). After pondering how people can swim, you reason that it is the Enhanced Editor.
103). When you finally find out how people can run: They have Yassy, Wheel and/or play on Fast.
104). When you contribute more than JamikKim.
105). When you don't leave the house, because you are afraid of lions attacking you.
106). When you stay away from water, because you are afraid of alligators.
107). When you think that goats are aliens in disguise.
108). When you can't eat berries, because there's no granary.
109). When you think that Alexander the Great cheated.
110). When you ask for hoplites to be nerfed, because of 300.
111). When you refer go Japanese as Yamato, Koreans as Choson, and Chinese as Shang.
112). When you dream about it.
113). When you say "Wolololo" when attacked.
114). When you don't believe that India existed.
115). When you weren't worried about the fiscal cliff problem, because cliffs are impassable.
116). When you believed that the world would end on 12/21/12, because it was the end of a score map, started by the Mayans.
117). When you believe that Usain Bolt is a cavalry with villager graphics.
118). When you get rid of birds by placing a building on them.
119). When you think that someone plays Reveal Map when they cant find something.
120). When you use mouse keys to queue units faster.
121). When you call yourself "Assyrian Villager" when playing sports.
122). When you wonder how slow people must be to be caught by alligators.
123). When you think that actors cheat, because they can run and attack ar the same time.
124). When you wonder why triremes aren't used as passenger ships, as they turn in a fraction of a second.
125). Then you conclude that it's because it was coded to not hold people.
126). When your answer to a question on a test is "Because the Data File said so".
127). When the Titanic is fake, because ships don't crash when hitting rocks.
128). Another reason for 127 is that there aren't icebergs.
129). When you destroy your town's water or phone towers.
130). When you wonder why reveal map and no fog don't work at night.
*Note: 118-130 were added after the original file was submitted.
Contributors:
sigmatta
Cyrix
jordanthejq12
JamikKim
anterior2
Chab
Fruktfisk
PhatFish
Alexastor
Suppiluliuma
Kelcin
dom0601
Why would you take the time to read this signature? Chances are that there are many other posts below mine.
[This message has been edited by dom0601 (edited 03-20-2013 @ 04:32 PM).]