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Use common sense in what you post and don't post consecutively please...
Anyway let's start the story:
Once upon a forgotten town in a very dark valley a man started out for his morning ritual which involved walking to a huge Divine Sanctuary that contained a mysterious golden flute, rumoured to allow the spirits of loved ones to communicate with him. Unfortunately it turned out to be broken because of evil bandits who had pillaged all the villages surrounding the sanctuary. Grasping hard boiled eggs the once bitter man climbed the Citadel's fortification and threw the broken, to be later discovered by a renowned Templar of the Midnight Sun, flute at the ground hitting Lorenzo... In a midnight rush, Lorenzo the Knight Errant charged the scrawny bandit with a rare form of lance with two streaks of red sap whirling around. It was a terrifying night, rumours of monsters were circulating within Ionica, and everyone nearby was defenceless, though the Knight's defence's were being raised. Militia poured onto the town square, patrolling every alleyway and captured SnakeEyes. Lorenzo was on his dark horse Blitz Lightning, speeding through the hordes to rescue SnakeEyes from the militia. They mistaked him for Adamant Hoplite, Lorenzo's companion, captured Sovereign, a cruel yet wise Grecian fanatic whose mystical hypnosis powers had trapped him in a cube of ice, but fear of his prowess had made his Pyromancy wane. This led to great power ruptures throughout the land that caused ogres ravaging throughout the entire kingdom. This frightened the citizens into shelters. SnakeEyes feared all trolls and wyrms would ravage certain oblivion upon the Templars of Lorenzo defenders of the Sovereign. After being greatly infuriated, Adamant Hoplite, Lorenzo and SnakeEyes hastily departed for the land of myths and living giants. On the 11th of the Winterfell, they finally arrived. It was a land CenturionZ_1 ruled with an open heart and promises, although bandits raided along the coast of Thesolia, overall peace was abundant. This land promises rewards to aspiring young adventurers with experiences, courage, skills and lust for those with big, bold ambitions. Lorenzo, Adamant and SnakeEyes were such adventurers so adventure caught them as a hawk would catch petty preys. So they set out for adventure! The mountain was long forgotten in the minds of all. Ruled by a nomadic clubman who never knew hither from thither, but he was incredibly strong. Chimera_ thought Lorenzo, Adamant and SnakeEyes were flabberghasted by the incredible beauty of it when she energetically smiled. But really she was a demi-god in mortal disguise, so she replaced Darknight with a wild gazelle, munching grass. Lo and behold, thought Chimera_, as Darknight started doing something sinister - "Necromancy!" The three enduring warriors started walking forth to save their prestegious citadel besieged by the undead of Darknight, the dastardly black witch of Nekroth who summoned undead with a flick of eyes. Then they realised, it was Nemesis, the darkness of the great land, whose powers were ravaging all races: orcs, elves, and even the humans, warring masters Darknight and Great Eduardini the Chickenhearted. They all started preparing secretly for their one leaders arrival. Then Phill entered, and told Lorenzo, Adamant Hoplite and SnakEyes of Vengeful Bandits acting as Vengeful Ghouls, twisted by evil powers, to try to taint the mind of Eduardini the holy one. Eduardini, afraid of shadows in darkness, summoned Nemesis to do his bidding. Unfortunately, Adamant had allied with the Holy Hoplites, who betrayed him. Then seeking others, to help Lorenzo, SnakeEyes and the rest of their motley run away gang of madmen tried yoga and sorcery merged, to form another failing social group of adventurers without any purple slippers. Everything, and yet nothing was happening. Everyone contemplated Nemesis, and ate salami while drinking Red Bull to stimulate their fading interest for dark sorcery and having killed Nemesis they chucked rotten pies and eggs at Darknight, Lorenzo, Adamant unjustly, completely driving them into purple killer octopuses and murder. Thankfully, Adamant jumped into Timeless Sanctum, causing his already enflated ego to explode in utter glory. "Haha!" shouted Eduardini, as his eyes halluncinated because of LSD which everyone consumed joyously. Besides Adamant. Who instead became omnipotent because he accepted Ordination, using cocaine-nemesis, Lucozade. The stimulation excited him beyond anything, his Dory broken, rusted blade of iron disappeared among the junk (Lorenzo's old metal and collection of broken amphorae) forever. He coughed and mumbled swear-words which we learned from Lorenzo, Snakeeyes, and Hobbits, drunk at a party Queenie held. Suddenly bridges ridges and midgets all trussed up powerful spirits of Azanalis, all opened portals to [This message has been edited by CenturionZ_1 (edited 02-14-2004 @ 08:12 AM).]
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