Today at work I have been showing my new sales rep how to play the game. After three single player games he was ready for the big time. Leper and I got him a Zone name and found him a "newbies only" game.
It was a 2v2 DM. After about 40 minutes of pulling my hair out watching him, I asked to take his place for three minutes. I got a pop of 200 and put all of my army in my allies land. Our opponent's teammate disconnected and kept asking for a 1v1v1. I did the lowest thing imaginable and switched my ally to enemy and he was defeated all but 1 stable and 1 villager in under 5 seconds -- no lie. I spent the rest of the day explaining to this new convert of RoR that I had committed an unpardonable sin.
I guess I got my payback later today in TC. I was hosting rated 1v1's saying "Rooks Only" and had two pros crush me showing me what a "flush" was and an old fashioned butt kicking. And I thought I was a good Kings/TC player cuz I play AoE/RoR.... LOL