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Kavil
Clubman
posted 04-24-00 09:29 AM ET (US)         
I saw this type of story in the pharaoh pforums, and i thought i would start one here. You add a few lines to the story to make it "bazaar"
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Kavil
Clubman
posted 04-24-00 09:31 AM ET (US)     1 / 48       
One day Kavil was walking down the street. Then...
Lotus_Esprit_V8
Clubman
posted 04-24-00 06:23 PM ET (US)     2 / 48       
...a car hit him, he died. The End

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Vladislav
Zone: _Lost_Atlantis_

Blackheart
Clubman
posted 04-24-00 06:41 PM ET (US)     3 / 48       
good story, very suspenseful
SuN_Cam_Popov
Clubman
posted 04-25-00 00:36 AM ET (US)     4 / 48       
Nope, not the end...

I've see on the news last night that the cops were gonna check to get infos on the driver: from what they've heard so far, he was drunk. The only description they have so far is that he's Polish and moved in Canada few years ago and that he changed his name few days after the accident ;P

Blackheart
Clubman
posted 04-25-00 00:54 AM ET (US)     5 / 48       
dammit cam, haven't you learned your lesson about blabbing yet? how do u like having only 3 fingers on your right hand?
SuN_Cam_Popov
Clubman
posted 04-25-00 02:29 AM ET (US)     6 / 48       
Hey! continue the story! Let my problems where they are! ;-)
Hyper
Clubman
posted 04-25-00 10:14 PM ET (US)     7 / 48       
A polish canadian???? So his name is like "Stryznski" and he would introduce himself: "I'm Ray Stryznski, eh?"??? that's proposterous, there can't possibly be a polish canadian out there
SuN_Cam_Popov
Clubman
posted 04-25-00 10:39 PM ET (US)     8 / 48       
Believe me: there's one
The Phoenix
Clubman
posted 04-25-00 11:35 PM ET (US)     9 / 48       
Unfortunately, the driver hijacked a camel and escaped.
(I think the smell will lead the cops to him)
SuN_Cam_Popov
Clubman
posted 04-26-00 02:11 AM ET (US)     10 / 48       
Damn Polishs, smelly? huh?
Queen hatsepsut
Clubman
posted 04-26-00 03:00 PM ET (US)     11 / 48       
It's Kavil. i am a girl, and i am canadian. thanx a lot. <sniff>
Hyper
Clubman
posted 04-26-00 11:42 PM ET (US)     12 / 48       
Hey don't misconstrue what I say as canada bashing. I love canada. Canada has hockey. Canada has canadian singers named Sarah (14 CDs of hers, and still growing ), and canada has Canadian Bacon (ham for canadians). I love canada, except for Wayne Gretzky cause he sucks
SuN_Cam_Popov
Clubman
posted 04-27-00 00:17 AM ET (US)     13 / 48       
If Gretzky sux, I wonder what all the other athletes in general are...
The Phoenix
Clubman
posted 04-27-00 10:19 AM ET (US)     14 / 48       
No offense intended, SuN_Cam_Popov.
I meant that camels are smelly, not Polish Canadians.
Don't you agree?
Queen hatsepsut
Clubman
posted 04-29-00 09:00 PM ET (US)     15 / 48       
WHAT?!!!!!! YOU ONLY LIKE CANADA BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID SINGER AND BACON?!BACON!!!!! OH, WE JUST INVENTED STANDARD TIME AND BASKETBALL AND THE TELEPHONE AND HOCKEY AND PENNICILLIN!!! HOW COME NOBODY APPRECIATES US? (she breaks into sobbing, and wails from saddness)
Hyper
Clubman
posted 04-30-00 00:56 AM ET (US)     16 / 48       
I said I loved hockey...

Basketball sucks

BlitzkreigComin
Clubman
posted 05-01-00 01:04 AM ET (US)     17 / 48       
.....back to story....

The guy is going to ride his camel to his shack in Canada and wait for Wednesday. But what is so big Wednesday that would cause someone to fake his own death..........

Lotus_Esprit_V8
Clubman
posted 05-01-00 02:06 AM ET (US)     18 / 48       
Um...Good question....

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Vladislav
Zone: _Lost_Atlantis_

Tenaciti
Clubman
posted 05-01-00 09:16 AM ET (US)     19 / 48       
?? what exactly IS the question? Canadians call ham bacon?? or Queen Hatsepsuts'"HOW COME NOBODY APPRECIATES US? "

.....the camel turns its long neck and glares at the rider...it spits a glob of greenish,yellow slime into the riders eyes..

Queen hatsepsut
Clubman
posted 05-01-00 07:49 PM ET (US)     20 / 48       
look, i DON't call ham bacon, i call it HAM! also, i don't live 400000 km(thats right, i don't use imperial system) from the nearest paved road! there aren't wolves in my backyard, and yes, i CAN see my neighbours (notice the 'u'?) without the use of the telescope, "eh" isn't a big part of my vocabulary. Also, no one DOES appreciate us. To everyone else, we are just some piece of borin' ol' land...sniff...sniff...SOB! WAIL!

...He reflects he should have bought a horse. Suddenly, from no where came a...

Blackheart
Clubman
posted 05-01-00 09:17 PM ET (US)     21 / 48       
strange man wearing nothing but leather and chains , SuN_Cam_Popov was his name .... he was selling strange illustrated booklets that no-one would ever dare to look at. an illustration of popov himself was on the cover, and though the camel rider could not make out the title, he did see "this should not be viewed by ANYONE" written in bold red letters. naturally the camel rider told him to buzz off, but popov for some strange, bizarre reason took out his.............


hehehe j/k cam

[This message has been edited by Blackheart (edited 05-01-2000).]

SuN_Cam_Popov
Clubman
posted 05-01-00 09:54 PM ET (US)     22 / 48       
BB said:"this should not be viewed by ANYONE" written in bold red letters": hmmm, in red...so it was really me and it's all true ;P
Blackheart
Clubman
posted 05-01-00 10:00 PM ET (US)     23 / 48       
it is? jeezus christ.....
HonoredMule
Clubman
posted 05-01-00 10:58 PM ET (US)     24 / 48       
Queen, it's not "eh," it's "ay." If yer gonna be canadien at least do it right. I for one am proud of everything that makes us canadians different, and that includes stereotypes, ay? BTW, putting u in everything is english, not canadian, but even so, it is done sporadically across canada and the us. also, for those of you who have seen those heritage commercials, it's all wrong. Canada first got its name when poor little Timmy said, "Oh, just Can-it-da...WHACK!!! NO LIP FROM YOU, BOY!!

PS "Oui, canada corn." (but i'm sure he means the houses, the village.) "Then let's cut the bottom, out of the basket. (but I need these baskets back.)

those of you who are Canadian will appreciate those special exerpts from our heritage commercials...


No offense, Queen, aka Kavil, just lighten up. Even if we ever manage to piss off the US, all we have to do is hide all the maps and they will never find us anyway. Besides, most of 'em won't want to walk through all that snow just to blow up a few igloos and "marshmallow farms" anyway.

BTW, next time you are in the US, try these stories. You won't believe how many people will believe you.

The famous igloo crap with lots of dogsleds.

the aforementioned "marshmallow farms" supported by a picture of a hay farm with the hay all baled and covered with those white plastic weatherprotectors..

killer penguins.

keeping food outside your shack to keep the buffalo, moose, bears, and mountain lions from attacking you, etc.

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Now keep yer eyes on the road and yer mind outta the gutter

Blackheart
Clubman
posted 05-02-00 11:16 PM ET (US)     25 / 48       
hehe looks like nobody dares to continue the story.... :P
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