Hey! I was the first to declare a one-man war on the JKA! Be it 1v1, 1v2, 1v3, 1v4, 1v5, 1v6 or 1v7, I will take the JKA on --- and they are going down like a burning building!
JKA - lend me your ears
and I'll rend them with spears
When I'm done with you,
you won't be able to stand
(even if you're the Dragonking of the zhou)
on any corner, any land
on the map that is mine -
all you will have is sea and brine!
You'll hide in a transport
in a corner of the map -
you will cry and snort
and regret the day you gave
the APC your rap -
I won't even leave you a Stone Age cave!
You can beg on your knees
cry at me with tearful eyes -
but your prayers will find no heeds
(since all the Priests belong to me)
and I will take you on isles
or anywhere else - until it's time for tea
Then I will leave, just for a moment
but when I get back,
my ships will leave the sails of your transports rent
- your sailors I will hack
and your skulls crack
and at last you'll say 'ack'
and surrender
But it won't work
'cuz the JKA's dead -
a pile of corpses and goo
- left behind and forgotten, too
but the APC will drink mead
and rejoice!
[How is that for a Sam DeathWalker impersonation?]