Well, like Sting said, somebody has probably been refreshing his IP adress and voted big time for me in the "who's the coolest" thread. I swear it's not me!! As I promised, I will post here 1 joke everyday (starting tomorrow) but some jokes might take some time to download. Be patient, they will be all worth it! You might have to download some files but I assure you they will be virus free (I am running McAfee Vshield anti virus 3.1.6).
Phil
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kurtiebird Inactive
posted 05-18-99 12:40 PM
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Aaaahhhhhhh. Thank you Phil, we have been in withdrawal. Keep em coming, we've got to have it!
P.S. I have tons of Bill and Monica stuff like that... I think I could put something stupid here, everyday, for over a year
Thunder VIP BonusXP
posted 05-19-99 10:14 PM
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Pretty good Phil...I liked Joke 4 the best so far
Phil_The_Great Clubman
posted 05-20-99 01:13 AM
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Well... I promise tomorrow is going to be the most hilarious of all... I'm keeping some good stuff
Phil_The_Great Clubman
posted 05-20-99 11:46 PM
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Joke 6... Tommy SmellMyFinger
Here it is. It's gross, it's funny and better with sound I just can't believe our little friend from this 350K AVI did what he did. Well, that means Chimps really have a sense of humor
[This message has been edited by Phil_The_Great (edited 05-21-99).]
Steve Ryan Inactive
posted 05-21-99 00:01 AM
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Phil it seems the URL aint workin'
Is it just me or... can you fix it !
Steve Ryan Inactive
posted 05-21-99 00:03 AM
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Phil you need to take out the /jokes subdirectory then the pointer works !
Phil_The_Great Clubman
posted 05-21-99 00:10 AM
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Sorry... I fixed it.
Tomorrow, for the people having a cable modem, or the others with a lot of patience, I will post an AVI of 3Mb. It finishes 2nd, IMO, after the previous Chimp AVI. You like Bill Clinton?! Check it out tomorrow!
Phil
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posted 05-21-99 00:24 AM
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I can't say I like Bill Clinton, but I like to laugh at him! Bring it on Phil!
Phil_The_Great Clubman
posted 05-21-99 12:31 PM
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I feel like everybody is watching this thread closely but nobody wants to admit he's watching at all this stupid stuff! Come on! I wanna hear some comments about the Chimp AVI, that's my favorite one!!! Did you like it?
kurtiebird Inactive
posted 05-21-99 01:25 PM
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Yea, that was pretty funny. My vote goes for the "That's what friends are for" comic though.
I am leaving for canada and I don't have time to post a joke today... see you monday
Phil
Kamotz Inactive
posted 05-23-99 11:07 AM
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Phil, I'm just curious, did you go to Victoria? possibly for a parade? I ask 'cuz my school's marching band just left on friday, they're going up to the Victoria Day parade, and'll be back on monday. The dates and place looked the smae to me, so I was just wonderin'
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posted 05-23-99 12:34 PM
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LOL
No, Phil didn't go to Victoria. That's on the other side of the continent from him. I believe he went home to his beloved Montreal.
Angel JustGreg Clubman
posted 05-23-99 12:59 PM
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Haha.. I just caugh up with this thread today and all I can say is . . . hmmph
Phil is truly the most disgusting person ever.
------------------ -JustGreg
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posted 06-07-99 09:54 PM
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HEY PHIL!!
Did ya gorget something?
borgboy12 Clubman
posted 06-08-99 00:35 AM
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LOL Thunder...by the way it is spelt forget not gorget
And for those who don't have Internet Explorer...Get it, Netscape (or whatever your using) sucks! j/k But really please get it! My new site will be IE only. You can get it here
Thunder VIP BonusXP
posted 06-08-99 01:24 AM
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It was MY little joke Gorgboy12.
Phil_The_Great Clubman
posted 06-08-99 11:59 AM
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Oh yeah! The 7th joke is missing!! Soon in a theater near you!
Phil
borgboy12 Clubman
posted 06-08-99 05:31 PM
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Ok Ghrunder
And for those who don't have Internet Explorer...Get it, Netscape (or whatever your using) sucks! j/k But really please get it! My new site will be IE only. You can get it here
Thorfinn Clubman
posted 06-16-99 10:56 AM
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Well, since Phil obviously can't be counted on as the lone bastion of depravity, I'm going to give a shot at being his stunt double... I bring you The Original Joe Forman Micro-Gerbil 2001
Keep your stick on the ice.
Tiger Lily Inactive
posted 06-16-99 03:47 PM
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Oh god, thorfinn, I just can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!! That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!
------------------ O quam te memorem, virgo? O dea certe. {By what name should I call thee, maiden? O goddess, surely.}