1) pick a name that is composed of many consonants...zkjkxlldfq or llpmnmnbop. Or pick a name that is a variation of "gogogogogogo" such as "jojojojojoj"
2) type only in caps
3) as soon as you jump into the room, type "GOGOGOGOGOGOGGOGOGOGOGOGO" This is vey convincing"
4) say nothing but yes, no, ok, and go until the game launches
5) pick greek
6) say your centurious will kick everyon'es behind
7) If doubt is expressed, tellthem that you OWN the computer on hard.
8) say "it's my 12 birthday today!"
9) express surprise at the taunt that comes out, and run through all th other taunts repeatedly. Play "whose da man" frequently, then settle down to "start the game already."
10) you should be the last one ready, though, as you havn't clicked in or picked a team. Say you don't knowhow to do this
11) at the last minute, insist they make it a "deathmatch"
12) When the game starts, jack the speed up to 2.0. When they fix it, say that fastest rules.
13) in a little while say to your ally "I have four clubbers already, how many do you have?"
14) say "are lions a good food source?"
15) "WOW!! I found this HUGE heard of gazelles for my storage pit!! I will rule this game."
16) after a while tell him you're ought of wood
17) then say you have no food left, and youuu can't build farms
18) then ask why the cheats don't work
19) then say with glee that your clubbers chased off the enemy scout
20) then eyll that your enemy is hitting you with *thousands* of axers/slingers, and that all your clubmen are dead.
2) type only in caps
3) as soon as you jump into the room, type "GOGOGOGOGOGOGGOGOGOGOGOGO" This is vey convincing"
4) say nothing but yes, no, ok, and go until the game launches
5) pick greek
6) say your centurious will kick everyon'es behind
7) If doubt is expressed, tellthem that you OWN the computer on hard.
8) say "it's my 12 birthday today!"
9) express surprise at the taunt that comes out, and run through all th other taunts repeatedly. Play "whose da man" frequently, then settle down to "start the game already."
10) you should be the last one ready, though, as you havn't clicked in or picked a team. Say you don't knowhow to do this
11) at the last minute, insist they make it a "deathmatch"
12) When the game starts, jack the speed up to 2.0. When they fix it, say that fastest rules.
13) in a little while say to your ally "I have four clubbers already, how many do you have?"
14) say "are lions a good food source?"
15) "WOW!! I found this HUGE heard of gazelles for my storage pit!! I will rule this game."
16) after a while tell him you're ought of wood
17) then say you have no food left, and youuu can't build farms
18) then ask why the cheats don't work
19) then say with glee that your clubbers chased off the enemy scout
20) then eyll that your enemy is hitting you with *thousands* of axers/slingers, and that all your clubmen are dead.
You just might pull it off......
(Note this should all be taken as a joke, as I do not cononde this type of behavior or smurfing....)
I'm sure I missed some..can y'all think of some more?