10. The vending machine in the lunchroom jams up often and requires the whole team to shake it to get the candy bar loose.
9. The FTC hasn't called yet, and until they call, we have no knowledge of any problem with a product designed by our firm. Or is that we have no knowledge? No response to that either.
8. We have tried to send a response via email, but its not sending and we have spent weeks trying to figure out why.
7. MS informed us that any patches we designed will be obsolete, since the game will be obsolete in a few months like most of their other products.
6. Our lab rat's eating habits have not changed since testing of bugs identified by players. Thus we see no adverse effects.
5. Death threats from the Persian and Phoenician Civs have scared us from working on patching the farm bug.
4. Our attorneys have informed us that currently we no known defects in our product and that a response would not be appropriate at this time. Further, we have no knowledge how that stain got on that box either.
3. If we fix this problem, then we will be expected to fix the next bugs and so on. We can't run a software business like that!
2. Don't worry about AOE/ROR, we have AOK coming out, and by the time you all get disgusted with all the bugs with it, we will certainly have a new software game out by then too.
1. We fixed it, after we play with the modifications for months, we'll let you lucky ones beta test it for months, then the regular Joes will get it asap, so stop your bitching!