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peter
HG Alumnus
posted 01-03-02 02:12 PM ET (US)         
Here it finally is - the long expected banquet. The following dishes are served:

- Berry Salad.
- Éléphant Bourgignon
- Gazelle Steak
- Alligator Burger
- Triceratops Drumsticks

You can bring other stuff as desired. Bring your own booze.

Everything will be served by our fast gazelle kings.

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CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 01-04-02 07:03 AM ET (US)     1 / 23       
Well I'm bringing some 50% alcohol wine and a load of nice stuff including roasted boar and wild leaves salad.

For desert I'll bring some bars of honeycomb.


CenturionZ_1
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Kingkerry
Banned
posted 01-04-02 08:31 AM ET (US)     2 / 23       
oh oh I'll bring some

-Lion sufilet
-Roast al la Eagle
-Poached Fish


hehehehe :0

peter
HG Alumnus
posted 01-04-02 08:56 AM ET (US)     3 / 23       
Drat I forgot the whale souffle, the salmon salad and the fish & chips for those who want to rush things.
SaSa408
Clubman
posted 01-04-02 10:06 AM ET (US)     4 / 23       
I'm bringing smoked camel brains.

But I'm running late...

"sasa408" (polishing chariot with all her might)

CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 01-04-02 12:41 PM ET (US)     5 / 23       
I'm putting my elephant in a safe stable outside the banquet hall.

I also remembered to bring some dance, rave, metal and chillout music for the banquet.


CenturionZ_1
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peter
HG Alumnus
posted 01-04-02 05:22 PM ET (US)     6 / 23       
That puts the lid on

Orders the New York Philharmonia Orchestra to play Brahms' symphonies non-stop.

the_true_Augustus
Clubman
posted 01-04-02 05:31 PM ET (US)     7 / 23       
peter
HG Alumnus
posted 01-04-02 05:35 PM ET (US)     8 / 23       
And I'll bring in lots of fine Sumerian beer.
Duan Xuan
Clubman
posted 01-04-02 08:49 PM ET (US)     9 / 23       
Hmm... I wonder if you're interested in some Peking Duck?

D XUAN
Queen hatsepsut
Clubman
posted 01-04-02 09:08 PM ET (US)     10 / 23       
If there are any cannibals they can eat meat from enemy fighters (I wouldn't recommend the Priest Slices, they're old and stringy)
peter
HG Alumnus
posted 01-05-02 04:45 AM ET (US)     11 / 23       
Anybody wants some red herring?
CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 01-05-02 05:49 AM ET (US)     12 / 23       
Anyone up for hot Mexican chillis?

CenturionZ_1
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Centurion
Clubman
posted 01-05-02 10:18 AM ET (US)     13 / 23       
I'll bring some camelpiss.

GlobalChimp
I don't cry. But my guitar does.
SaSa408
Clubman
posted 01-05-02 11:21 AM ET (US)     14 / 23       
Well, what about the entertainment??? Let's liven the place up.

I will do the Can-Can!!!!

You just get that orchestra you've hired to dig out Offenbach's Orpheus in the Underworld.

"sasa408" (stuffing elaborate Can-Can costume into her chariot as she practices high knee lifts)

CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 01-05-02 01:09 PM ET (US)     15 / 23       
Noooo!

Centy goes to the toilet and stays there for a long while.


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peter
HG Alumnus
posted 01-05-02 01:37 PM ET (US)     16 / 23       

Calls a doctor in case dancing the can-can is bad for women in blessed circumnstances.

SaSa408
Clubman
posted 01-05-02 02:54 PM ET (US)     17 / 23       
OMG. I had forgotten all about Augy's little Augy-Bear. What a bother...

But just wait til you see my costume! And my knees still can fly up just like they used to when I was employed in the dance hall.

"sasa408" - rustling her costume in preparation for the dance of her life and trying to load the smoked camel's brains into the chariot.

CenturionZ_1
Clubman
posted 01-05-02 03:05 PM ET (US)     18 / 23       
*Fixes strobe lighting to ceiling*

Right, after the banquet we shall have an AoE disco with the original AoE music playing first then some heavy metal afterwards and maybe some dance music in between.


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SaSa408
Clubman
posted 01-05-02 03:30 PM ET (US)     19 / 23       
Peter, I will bring a special cocktail sauce for the fish. Is there anything else I need to bring?

Also, I will be happy to play the Beethoven g minor cello sonata if you can find a pianist to play with me. If not, I can always perform one of the Bach unaccompanied cello sonatas.

As for "sasa408" I would suggest you not let her take center stage. Once, a few years ago, she crashed a public function I was attending. Her behavior and dancing were unbelievably outrageous.

Sara

peter
HG Alumnus
posted 01-05-02 03:43 PM ET (US)     20 / 23       
With a bit of practising I can accompany you on the piano - haven't played for years but who knows?

I'll tlk to the doctor, maybe he can give "sasa408" a sedative. I'm not looking forward to her making a fool of herself and perhaps spoiling the banquet when the police are informed that something odd is going on here.

peter
HG Alumnus
posted 01-07-02 12:28 PM ET (US)     21 / 23       
Seems that wasn't a good idea after all.

Sara: Perhaps we should go to a restaurant together and eat somethng decent there. At leas it won't get cold then.

Throws away the berry salad - it's unsightly by now.
Think of all the eles I shot - nobody even looked at them

SaSa408
Clubman
posted 01-07-02 02:13 PM ET (US)     22 / 23       
What??? Not have the banquet??? And here I have gone to all this trouble to fix smoked camel brains!!!

And you and Sara going to some quiet little restaurant with Brahms' chamber music being played???? Not in your life!!

Hang on. I'm on my way, just as soon as I can get this ^%$#^%$#^ chariot going. (Blasted Augy is never around... sigh)

"sasa408" putting two buckets of camel's brains next to her Can-Can costume in the chariot

peter
HG Alumnus
posted 01-07-02 06:03 PM ET (US)     23 / 23       
Lol "sasa408", don't worry - I only meant playing Brahms at the banquet wasn't a good idea because nobody here seems to be interested in classical music - funny when you realise the setting of the game is the classical period

Perhaps if you dance the Can Can we can get more people in

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