... head for the blind lame priest that he saw just a few hundred yards away. The priest bade Broadie to enter a secret and camouflaged hut. Once inside, the old Wo-Lo-Lo healing manouever began. Afterwards the priest said: "You are the Choson One, oops, I mean, the Chosen One", the priest fumbled. "You have come to save us from the oppression of the Sprouts. We are all sick and tired of a forced life of vegetarianism and we need some balanced diets around here. You must kill General Cabbage-Head. Then the Sprouts will abandon construction of their meat-spoiling Veggie-Wonder-All-In-One-Food-Processor and flee."
"But Broccoli, God of the Sprouts brought me back to life. I do not understand", sputtered Broadie.
"That was not Brocolli you fool", countered the priest. "That was a member of S.P.A.M., Secret Priests Allied to Meat-Eaters. If the Sprouts thought that one of us saved you then they would not be as pacified as they would thinking that their own God spared you. Now that you have all of your hit-points replenished, go and seek out Cabbage-Head! Remember to use your improved long-sword to slice and dice his veggie head! Puree if necessary!"
Broadie, stunned with the revelation of his new destiny, stumbled out of the hut. Not knowing what to do, he turned back towards the hut but alas, it had vanished into thin air. He began to walk towards the town center when he came upon a tavern. He entered the beer hall. The clientele consisted mainly of ...