wedsaz
Clubman
posted 05-09-00 06:55 PM
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... an egyptian artifact. "They must have misplaced it", he thought, "I'll bring it back to them". And so ...
Dave
Clubman
posted 05-09-00 07:31 PM
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... he proceeded to lift the artifact, whereupon he heard a rumbling noise coming from the distance. Looking up, he saw a cavalry of 5 heading his way at full gallop. As they approached, he could make out the flag that one of them was proudly carrying. "Oh, no!", he cried. "It's the cavalry of ..."
The Phoenix
Clubman
posted 05-10-00 11:01 AM
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"You scurvy knave," cried the only cataphract in the group.
"Hand over yon artifact. Gadzooks! Wouldst thou steal the
Alarm Clock of Thutmose? Odds Bodikins! Thou shallst....
slimyxylofone
Clubman
posted 05-11-00 01:19 AM
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...."get the f*** off me you @#%% &*%@!# #$^&*(* 2@$^^&$%& 4%$^$@@ 3%#^@ 2#%$%%...." he yelled at her.
"Okay" said his mother, "now would you like an egg with that, or would you prefer a vodker & lemon?"
In reply to that he shrugged his sholders and licked his foot, "now mother, how do you like that stone hair brush i made for you?" he said while drinking his egg, vodker, and lemon omelet.....
"well...................(says his mother)
Dave
Clubman
posted 05-11-00 06:26 PM
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"Sheesh mom, you're always a pain", yelled Broadie. "I'm outta here", he declared as he left the thread...
Blackheart
Clubman
posted 05-11-00 09:12 PM
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P.S. What the hell kind of name is Broadie??? Damn mom you must have been drunk off your ass on baptism day.....
Dave
Clubman
posted 05-12-00 03:25 PM
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... I was looking for dad. And I found him! Yeah, I was hanging out at his pad in Athens. He has been enlisted in Alexander the Great's army for the last couple of years. He says that he's sorry that he left you for that female woodcutter from AoK. Anyway, he's ready to go back to you now that his woodcutter friend got axed by a Babylonian chariot archer on account of her going into one of those Babylonian men-only showers - the Babs are a very strict race when it comes to segregation, y'know. So I'll be home soon. But first I just have to ...
Wuzat
Clubman
posted 05-12-00 04:25 PM
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go to Egypt. My arch enemy archimedes stole my alarm clock. I have to go get it before the alarm clock goes and makes Cleopatra fall in love with the first person she sees. Were you drunk when....
The Phoenix
Clubman
posted 05-13-00 10:18 AM
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.........brought some more Babylonians into the Ballroom.
(They are so dumb, they can't differentiate between a shower and a ballroom)
This time, however, they were the Chariot Archers' wives, looking for the archers. As soon as they left, who else would enter but..............
HonoredMule
Clubman
posted 05-13-00 10:37 PM
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... and there they made passionate symbols to hang up in their houses, and made secret plans to rearange the furniture while their husbands were away. It was here that the symbol known as a heart was invented, not to mention the silhouette. Poor Broadie got stuck extracting the vermin from under couches which...
HonoredMule
Clubman
posted 05-15-00 05:36 AM
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...were so huge he had to wrestle them into the traps he set. But now, several months and many showers later, he was on the road to Egypt. "Hey, how come this road goes off into the water? Do I need a boat? All these thoughts were floating around in his head just as he tripped over...
Dave
Clubman
posted 05-15-00 01:43 PM
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... the corpse of a Sumerian berry picker. "Hmmm", Broadie thought to himself. A dead Sumie near the river Nile can only mean that ...
Wuzat
Clubman
posted 05-15-00 09:11 PM
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there was a recent Jihad! He saw a storm of dust coming, and realized that....