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Topic Subject:My name is Kramer Nostradomas and I have foreseen the next game with Darth Ryan
Kramer
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posted 07-05-99 04:37 AM ET (US)         
I see Darth Ryan challanging Cherub Sting. He accepts, and the game begins!

Settings... I see gig map, pop 150, map type... um...inland? no, no, costal... it has water, I cant see it... wait! umm... 1.0 speed and reveal off.

Sting gets a crappy start, with no shore fish, and a bad case of CBS (Cliff Berrie Syndrome).

Ryans start is perfect, with a forest nearby, with gold and stone touching, and 4 elephants!

I see Sting getting a tool time of 6:42, and Ryan, 7:58. Ryan doesn't build many villagers. He is saving for a fast bronze.

Sting builds a scout, and explores, finding 3 artifacts! This is standard, and I see him building a wall of houses around them.

Right then, Ryan says not to build walls or towers, they are for cheaters. He is not only building them himself, he is mining stone with 6 villagers!

Sting rides his scout into Darth Ryan's town. And then... NO!!! The great Darth Ryan would never... no, I must tell it. He says there is a Tsunami, and soon Sting gets a message 'problem communicating with DarthRyan1'

Later that night, Sting is flipping threw channels, when he sees the something on news about a Tsunami appering out of nowere and flattining a house, without touching any other houses. Although it says only 1 person died, a small kid of about 8 or 9, Darth Ryan, Anakin,and Dildo are never heard from again....

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Biffus
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posted 07-05-99 10:59 AM ET (US)     1 / 1       
Now thats, comedy.

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Darth Ryan sounds like some 30 year old kid playing around with an open dictionary. Am I going to get kicked off the forum for saying this?

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