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Topic Subject:What shall we do with Darth Ryan?
Field_General
Clubman
posted 07-02-99 01:29 PM ET (US)         
OK, he comes in here and posts about his "perfect" strategies, then tells us all that we have no hope against his mighty hordes, coming down like a wolf on the fold and all that, and graciously says that after he tromps all over us and scrapes us off of the sole of his mighty boot he may allow us to become young bloodlings or some other exalted position in his glorious ranks....

So...what shall we do with this fellow?

My own personal opinion is to let him live. I have determined that his particular brand of insanity is - for the most part - completely harmless. I personally find him vaguely amusing at times, bless the poor little dear's heart. I suppose if the poor bewildered little creature gets some fun out of his babblings that we might as well let the fellow alone. However, if we wish to continue to be amused by our little mascot's jokes, we must keep him away from plastic bags, and be sure to make sure he does not wander out alone at night or cross busy streets. Other than that, I think we can leave well enough alone. Although we must make sure he does nt disturb any guests that unexpectedly show up.

So...what do you all think?

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Mark_Aurel
Clubman
posted 07-02-99 01:36 PM ET (US)     1 / 13       
It would still be possible to point at him and laugh, right?
Darth Ryan
Clubman
posted 07-02-99 01:37 PM ET (US)     2 / 13       
You amaze me young blood. I think your ego has overwhelmed your puny mind with such lustrious and ravage thoughts. You shall die, and die you will. Your men will fall and you will never ride your glory again as long as I am the Lord of the AoE Realm. HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!

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The Dark Lord
Darth Ryan

Mark_Aurel
Clubman
posted 07-02-99 01:43 PM ET (US)     3 / 13       
Remarkable.

I'm really beginning to doubt whether this guy is for real or not. I mean, could anyone be that stupid? On second thought, it may be the answer to that would be different than I first imagined.

Sebsoft
Inactive
posted 07-02-99 01:44 PM ET (US)     4 / 13       
Enough talk already either defeat someone well known or just stop the braggin already you look like a damm fool! Your so-called strategies are laughable and unless you back em up by taking it to the battlefield u are at most an amusement to this board nothing more.
Darth Ryan
Clubman
posted 07-02-99 01:48 PM ET (US)     5 / 13       
Then challenge my strategies to a fight young cowards. HaHaHa!!! Please scramble up your best men, shall we fight to the last sword. Let our forces collide and the Dark Lord be named. Until Then, HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!

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The Dark Lord
Darth Ryan

Mark_Aurel
Clubman
posted 07-02-99 01:52 PM ET (US)     6 / 13       
I can't see you have stated any of this information anywhere:

1) Your Zone Name
2) The times you're available to play

Do this, and I bet a whole bunch of people are now eager to prove your so-called strategies wrong.

Wicked_Spirit
Clubman
posted 07-02-99 02:02 PM ET (US)     7 / 13       
Well, I guess with all the little kiddies out from school, it is understandable that there are posts like Young Ryan's.

Darth Ryan, I think we are all amused by your little rants about your superiority, however, no one will take you seriously until you actually play someone. Whether you win or lose, it will go a long way with a lot of the posters here.

And before you play any of the people here, I suggest you make sure that your perfect strategies work on the Zone, against REAL people, not the computer.

That said, I like your spunk and determination. I hope you can show something on the battlefield to back that up.

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"I like a man who grins when he fights."
Winston Churchill


APC_Ruvim
Inactive
posted 07-02-99 02:03 PM ET (US)     8 / 13       
Hey Field_General, you got the insanity part right.

APC_Ruvim

Mark_Aurel
Clubman
posted 07-02-99 02:27 PM ET (US)     9 / 13       
Actual meeting with Darth Ryan:

Darth Ryan was just online as DarthRyan1. I was online under my nick LoserFool1. I said hey, and asked him where he was. He said "romulous". I saw that there was one person in Romulus (an "expert" room!) and went there. When I came in, there was no one there. Then, I asked him where he was, he didn't answer. He asked me why I wanted to play, I said I wanted to try out his perfect strategy. Then I told him to come back, and he just said that he wouldn't play "now". I asked him when he could play, and he said "tomorrow at 12". He didn't state Time Zone, PM, AM, etc., so for now, I'll assume 12 EST, midday.

Josh the Great
Clubman
posted 07-02-99 08:14 PM ET (US)     10 / 13       
Darth Ryan why are you being such a jerk? From what I've heard, you're all talk. Why don't you just play someone on the zone and we'll see if you are a decent player or not?

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Josh the Great
Zone Name: APC_Josh_TG

Field_General
Clubman
posted 07-03-99 02:15 PM ET (US)     11 / 13       
Darth Ryan you miserable fool. Your overweening pride and arrogance have blinded you to the decadence and decay rampant in your sorry excuse for a kingdom. I've seen ant colonies that struck me as more fearsome than your "empire"

I assume the device emblazoned on your heraldic shield - if you have one - is something like "all the kings horses and all the king's men couoldn't put humpty-dumpty back together again"

You miserable worm, have you no wisdom? I have inflitrated your sorry ranks, distributing numerous bribes. All your officers - at least, the smart ones, with an IQ of 50....thats 40 points above the average for your troops - all your officers are in MY pay!! hahahaahahahahahah! when our forces collide, your men will desert you! you will be left screaming and raving and waving your sword, all alone on the field of battle as my hosts of archers bend their bows and my lines of cavalry thunder foward! YOu will die!


(Hmmm just seeing how hard it is to impersonate Darth Ryan

Wuzat
Clubman
posted 07-04-99 10:59 AM ET (US)     12 / 13       
hey, i have an explanation of Ryan. if you anagram his name, u get "an rytard". A retards way of telling what he is. hehehe

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Jaheed
Inactive
posted 07-05-99 05:12 PM ET (US)     13 / 13       
Oh, this is quite amusing... I really can't see what Darth Ryan may have done to be hated by so many people on this board. He's quite humorous, IMO, and I'm quite amused for all this traffic around him.

Ok, you mature guys out there. Hold your breath and take a look at his posts with another view. There's no harm intended on the posts I've seen, he just claims himself to be an emperor. Let him be. I don't even remember one single post where he called someone a cheater, a newbie or a cr@p player. Many people are badmouthing him and he's just having some fun...

Cool off people. We're all here just for fun. Who cares who's the best player in this board?

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