This one was with my friend Ben over the phone:
Ben: Hey, how do you minimize the game screen in StarCraft? I forgot.
Me: Alt+Tab. Why?
Ben: Oh, I got this awesome hacking program that lets you change any number in a game.
Me: *pause* Uh, wow Ben, that's pretty lame...
Ben: It's Me Uh, yeah...just don't use it in multiplayer! Ben: Hey, I never thought of that... ------------------------------------------------ These ones are with another friend of mine named Aaron, which took place at school: Aaron: Man, Phoenician has the Me: Uh, uhm... Aaron: I mean, they don't even get War Galleys! Me: Uh...Phoenician Juggernauts get faster fire rate, and their villagers can cut more wood... Aaron: They don't get Juggernauts! Me: Uhm...*pause* You mean Babylonian, right? Aaron: Oh yeah... Whew ----------------------------------------- Aaron: Shang sucks! They're the worst civ in the game! Me: Uh... Aaron: Their siege weapons suck, their boats suck, they just suck! *about 2 minutes more of arguing* ---------------------------------------- Aaron: Greek Me: Uhm, yes, but... *2 minutes of tamer debate than the Shang discussion* That wasn't meant as a flame towards Greek, I think it's an underappreciated civ, but come on... ---------------------------------------- Sorry I couldn't recall more of those conversations ------------------
Calvin