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Phil_The_Great
Clubman
posted 05-11-99 11:08 PM ET (US)         
Well, like Sting said, somebody has probably been refreshing his IP adress and voted big time for me in the "who's the coolest" thread. I swear it's not me!! As I promised, I will post here 1 joke everyday (starting tomorrow) but some jokes might take some time to download. Be patient, they will be all worth it! You might have to download some files but I assure you they will be virus free (I am running McAfee Vshield anti virus 3.1.6).


Phil

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kurtiebird
Inactive
posted 05-18-99 12:40 PM ET (US)     26 / 52       
Aaaahhhhhhh. Thank you Phil, we have been in withdrawal. Keep em coming, we've got to have it!

Kurtiebird
kcochran@kc.net ~ ICQ 1616884
aka APC_Kurtiebird, VVV_Kurtiebird

Get your smileys here!

Phil_The_Great
Clubman
posted 05-19-99 00:50 AM ET (US)     27 / 52       
Joke 4... For your safety, eat a lot of fibers!!

Here is a little AVI file. Have fun looking at it!

In life, gotta eat lots of fibers!

Phil

[This message has been edited by Phil_The_Great (edited 05-19-99).]

Thunder
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posted 05-19-99 00:59 AM ET (US)     28 / 52       
I stayed up late just for this moment....buahahahahaha *ahem* lovely Phil, thank you
Tiger Lily
Inactive
posted 05-19-99 02:09 PM ET (US)     29 / 52       
Oh Philly, how beautifully disgusting!!
You are the King of Lowbrow humor in this Forum!
I bow to you and kiss your genious...feet!
Please, More!

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"Yes, it's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist."
~Doc Holliday "Tombstone"

kurtiebird
Inactive
posted 05-19-99 02:16 PM ET (US)     30 / 52       
Ouch.

Phil, that was thoroughly disgusting and entertaining too! Keep em coming.

Kurtiebird
kcochran@kc.net ~ ICQ 1616884
aka APC_Kurtiebird, VVV_Kurtiebird

Official Smiley Curator. Get your smileys here!

Phil_The_Great
Clubman
posted 05-19-99 09:05 PM ET (US)     31 / 52       
Joke 5... Education, by Bill Clinton

Go Bill Go!


Phil

P.S. I have tons of Bill and Monica stuff like that... I think I could put something stupid here, everyday, for over a year

Thunder
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posted 05-19-99 10:14 PM ET (US)     32 / 52       
Pretty good Phil...I liked Joke 4 the best so far
Phil_The_Great
Clubman
posted 05-20-99 01:13 AM ET (US)     33 / 52       
Well... I promise tomorrow is going to be the most hilarious of all... I'm keeping some good stuff
Phil_The_Great
Clubman
posted 05-20-99 11:46 PM ET (US)     34 / 52       
Joke 6... Tommy SmellMyFinger


Here it is. It's gross, it's funny and better with sound I just can't believe our little friend from this 350K AVI did what he did. Well, that means Chimps really have a sense of humor


You gotta see that!

Phil


[This message has been edited by Phil_The_Great (edited 05-21-99).]

Steve Ryan
Inactive
posted 05-21-99 00:01 AM ET (US)     35 / 52       
Phil it seems the URL aint workin'

Is it just me or... can you fix it !

Steve Ryan
Inactive
posted 05-21-99 00:03 AM ET (US)     36 / 52       
Phil you need to take out the /jokes subdirectory then the pointer works !
Phil_The_Great
Clubman
posted 05-21-99 00:10 AM ET (US)     37 / 52       
Sorry... I fixed it.

Tomorrow, for the people having a cable modem, or the others with a lot of patience, I will post an AVI of 3Mb. It finishes 2nd, IMO, after the previous Chimp AVI. You like Bill Clinton?! Check it out tomorrow!

Phil

Thunder
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posted 05-21-99 00:24 AM ET (US)     38 / 52       
I can't say I like Bill Clinton, but I like to laugh at him! Bring it on Phil!
Phil_The_Great
Clubman
posted 05-21-99 12:31 PM ET (US)     39 / 52       
I feel like everybody is watching this thread closely but nobody wants to admit he's watching at all this stupid stuff! Come on! I wanna hear some comments about the Chimp AVI, that's my favorite one!!! Did you like it?
kurtiebird
Inactive
posted 05-21-99 01:25 PM ET (US)     40 / 52       
Yea, that was pretty funny. My vote goes for the "That's what friends are for" comic though.

Kurtiebird
kcochran@kc.net ~ ICQ 1616884
aka APC_Kurtiebird, VVV_Kurtiebird

Official Smiley Curator. Get your smileys here!

Phil_The_Great
Clubman
posted 05-21-99 02:04 PM ET (US)     41 / 52       
I am leaving for canada and I don't have time to post a joke today... see you monday

Phil

Kamotz
Inactive
posted 05-23-99 11:07 AM ET (US)     42 / 52       
Phil, I'm just curious, did you go to Victoria? possibly for a parade?
I ask 'cuz my school's marching band just left on friday, they're going up to the Victoria Day parade, and'll be back on monday.
The dates and place looked the smae to me, so I was just wonderin'
Thunder
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posted 05-23-99 12:34 PM ET (US)     43 / 52       
LOL

No, Phil didn't go to Victoria. That's on the other side of the continent from him. I believe he went home to his beloved Montreal.

Angel JustGreg
Clubman
posted 05-23-99 12:59 PM ET (US)     44 / 52       
Haha.. I just caugh up with this thread today and all
I can say is . . . hmmph

Phil is truly the most disgusting person ever.

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-JustGreg

Thunder
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posted 06-07-99 09:54 PM ET (US)     45 / 52       
HEY PHIL!!



Did ya gorget something?
borgboy12
Clubman
posted 06-08-99 00:35 AM ET (US)     46 / 52       
LOL Thunder...by the way it is spelt forget not gorget

And for those who don't have Internet Explorer...Get it, Netscape (or whatever your using) sucks! j/k But really please get it! My new site will be IE only. You can get it here

Thunder
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posted 06-08-99 01:24 AM ET (US)     47 / 52       
It was MY little joke Gorgboy12.
Phil_The_Great
Clubman
posted 06-08-99 11:59 AM ET (US)     48 / 52       
Oh yeah! The 7th joke is missing!! Soon in a theater near you!

Phil

borgboy12
Clubman
posted 06-08-99 05:31 PM ET (US)     49 / 52       
Ok Ghrunder

And for those who don't have Internet Explorer...Get it, Netscape (or whatever your using) sucks! j/k But really please get it! My new site will be IE only. You can get it here

Thorfinn
Clubman
posted 06-16-99 10:56 AM ET (US)     50 / 52       
Well, since Phil obviously can't be counted on as the lone bastion of depravity, I'm going to give a shot at being his stunt double... I bring you The Original Joe Forman Micro-Gerbil 2001

Keep your stick on the ice.

Tiger Lily
Inactive
posted 06-16-99 03:47 PM ET (US)     51 / 52       
Oh god, thorfinn, I just can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!
That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

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O quam te memorem, virgo?
O dea certe.
{By what name should I call thee, maiden? O goddess, surely.}

mulan98
Clubman
posted 06-20-99 03:32 AM ET (US)     52 / 52       

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